As any guy knows, summer can take a real toll on your ballsac.  Heat plus moisture incorporated over a long day at work can cause you nightmares.  I’ll refrain from going into further detail, but you get the picture.  For this specific reason this next piece of equipment should exist.   Firstly we’re going to take something like a gel sleeping mask, refer to the picture below if you are unfamiliar. 

Add on top of this a layer of moisture wicking fabric, you know like Under Armor, and we’re on our way to more comfortable days.

All that remains to be done is to reconfigure the general shape of the apparatus so that it can comfortably accommodate the testes.  My better judgment says that it would be incorporated directly into boxer briefs or plain old tightie-whities.

The gel insert of course would be removable to make the briefs machine washable.  So when you know its going to be one of those long, hot days, just pop the gel insert into the fridge for a few hours and you’re ready to face the day.  Now, all that remains is  some catchy name for the product, any suggestions?  For some reason i want to use igloo in it, which could be my creative demise.  Also, there could be winter ones with a warm insert as opposed to cold, but i’d fear for my balls in that situation, so that remains up in the air.